Cheddar Burress
So the story is that Plaxico Burress was involved in a shooting at a New York club on Friday night. And the reports from various sources claim that the moron shot himself in his right thigh while at a club called the Latin Quarter. I guess the gun went off when the jackass was doing the merengue. When I first heard the story on the radio I thought to myself, why in god’s name does this fool have a gun? I know Plax isn’t exactly the brightest of characters, so maybe he thought it was a water gun. Yup, he probably thought it was a water gun.
Every week it’s something new with this guy. One week his wife is calling the police on him, then another week he’s suspended for missing a team meeting. He Plax, if practices are a problem, I’ll gladly trade places with you. I’d be happy to attend every practice and make millions of dollars a year.
Plax, in case you haven’t noticed, the Giants are winning without you. In the NFL where contracts are NOT guaranteed, i’d be worried about my job if I were you. But again, we all know Plax isn’t really the sharpest tool in the shed.
If anything, at least Plaxico is always good for a laugh. Here’s looking forward to 5 more weeks of Cheddar Burress.
